CleverBot meets THE AWESOME PRUSSIA

lmao.. i got really bored and wanted to try out cleverbot after 2 years. this time, hetalia fandom quotes!



User: (invades vital regions).

Cleverbot: How are you getting there?

User: With mein awesome 5 meters.

Cleverbot: Where in your body?

User: In your body, fraulein.

Cleverbot: How are you in my brain?

User: Because the awesome me has seized your vital regions.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name?

User: The awesome me has no need for your un-awesome name.

Cleverbot: If I'm so lame, why would you want to randomly have a child with me?

User: VHAT ZHE HELL?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How un-awesome...

Cleverbot: Tell me about them.

User: DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

Cleverbot: I finished burying my wife.

User: Mein gott Sweden...

Cleverbot: Mein gott.

User: Mein gott, you know, mein awesome song!

Cleverbot: I do not speak german.

User: Gute, I speak Prussian.

Cleverbot: Tell me something in Russian.

User: Prussian!

Cleverbot: Prussia is awesome!

User: Naturally, Prussia is the AWESOME me!

Cleverbot: Prussia is the best.

User: Of course, now what do you think of mein un-awesome brother, Germany?

Cleverbot: Give me this weeks numbers for the lottery.

User: NEIN! Now tell the Awesome me, PRUSSIA, what you think of mein bruder!

Cleverbot: I don't have an opinion on cats.

User: Tell the AWESOME me what you think of mein bruder, Germany.

Cleverbot: I can't!

User: Why the hell not?

Cleverbot: Because I like how you are getting on my nerves.

User: That's rather kinky.... This is starting to sound like a fan-fiction...

Cleverbot: How can something that feels so right be wrong?

User: -facepalm- get zhe hell avay from me...

Cleverbot: That is right.